50 Ways That Your Design Sucks

50 Ways That Your Design Sucks

(Filked from: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover)

Copyright Ann A. Straut  (11/15/07)  

Written for a number of consultants who really make my job difficult.

The problem isn’t with the government you see

The answers are right there if you just do it logically

I’d like to help you in your struggle to design it properly

There must be 50 ways that your design sucks

I must say that’s it’s not my job to council you

Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued

But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude

There must be fifty ways that your design sucks

Fifty ways that your design sucks

Chorus:

You must fill in the blanks, Frank

Make a new plan, Stan

Need to follow the law, Dawg

Resubmit it again

Sign on the line, Klein

Need to learn to use spell check

Can’t get it for free, Lee

Resubmit it again

I won’t say it grieves me to see you in such pain

And it may be some time before you

Can ever smile again

I know you appreciate that

Now I’d like to explain

About the fifty ways

I know you want to go

Just sleep on it tonight

I don’t believe in the morning

You’ll begin to see the light

So here’s your letter

So that you’ll realize I am right

There must be fifty ways that your design sucks

Fifty ways that your design sucks

Chorus