Mr. O'Brien

Mr. O’Brien: You left me a pile of shit to sift through. If your work was completed the way it was left to us, it was haphazard, sloppy and unorganized. So I filked you a song.
Tune: You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch…. Copyright Ann A. Straut

You’re unorganized, Mr. O’Brien
You’re sloppy, messy and a slob
You’re desk looks like a child’s room that hasn’t cleaned in 5 years.

Your work ethic in disgusting
You worked hard for the Union and left DEP to rot
Verbal Okays are not
Written approvals is all we accept
You worked your own deals
And in the end fucked us all
Glad you worked hard to get a great retirement package
And left the new people to pick up your tab
Healthcare, pension don’t worry, they’ll pay and be happy to just HAVE a job
While you sit at home collecting 80+% of your paycheck and free health care.

Yea for you
Piss on us
I thought you were doing such great things
But you were always watching the clock
Knowing when to cash it in
With your deals behind closed doors

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